We got through the game with zero meltdowns and didn't get home until midnight! WOW!!!!!
How to get through a Brewer Game with zero meltdowns:
- One "Sharing size" bag of M & M's.
- One bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, and Frito's Scoops.
- Two toddler lawn seats to make them feel cool and part of the gang.
- Their own water bottles (theirs were filled with juice - I better make sure to make that understood!) as we enjoyed our tailgating beverages.
- 4 cell phones so they could talk to each other and play with them (Sara and I know not to give them ours because they have re-programmed them, called people, texted people, and thrown them into pools before).
- 2 potty's in the parking lot (We took them to the driver's side of our van, opened the door, dropped their pants, Sara held each one at a time, I blocked the view, and they peed between our van and a car next to us).
- Shoulder rides into the park.
- Once there...
- A picture with the Bernie Brewer statue.
- Sitting down and switching laps/seats about 87 times.
- Their own water bottle...again!
- Their own tub of popcorn.
BELOW - Ady and Mommy - Popcorn smiles!!!!!!
- The WAVE!
- Watching Bernie Brewer and hoping for a Brewer home run so he can go down the slide - COME ON FELLAS!!!!
- Switching laps/seats about 43 more times.
BELOW - Daddy and Ady - Trying to explain what the hell is going on (the rules of baseball).
THE WAVE - Oh man did we love it - we tried to teach the concept and follow it all around the park. Sometimes they just kept their arms up for a while.....
- Cheering/watching the sausage race!
- Handing out high-fives for hits/runs and just to do it!
- Two potty breaks to the restroom.
- FINALLY watching Bernie go down the slide after a Brewers 7-2 win (Home runs would have really helped...)
- Watching a 15 minute fireworks show after the game out in the parking lot - total luck at that because we didn't know about the fireworks show until it was announced at the game!
- DORA on their DVD players on the way home.
WHAT A GAME - I think I saw a total of 15 minutes of it!
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